worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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