I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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