When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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