So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
