I'm so fucking centered right now
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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