Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
even my farts smell like vagina
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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