North Korea, Best Korea!
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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