Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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