I think scott just propositioned me for sex
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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