question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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