PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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