Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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