I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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