did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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