I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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