And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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