This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
