Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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