omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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