in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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