Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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