You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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