I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"