Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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