So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Too much gin, very little bucket
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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