Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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