Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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