We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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