i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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