You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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