Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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