if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just want nice things and good sex
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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