so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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