i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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