all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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