I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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