Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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