Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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