Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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