Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he thought i was a dude.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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