i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize