this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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