People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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