she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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