I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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