do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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