You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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