Acid is not a monday night drug
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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