I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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