just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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