I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
