On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I am mentally ready for anal.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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